If you're like me and you get dozens, or hundreds, even thousands of corrupted, but often humorous, aphorisms in your emails, you may feel that you would like to write one yourself and send it off.

I have finally come up with one of my own and am sending it off into the new year, as follows...

"The problem with human race is that by the time we get to the finish line, we've all expired!"

All the best in 2026,

Barry Wallace